Blackmail

We've all been there.  You bring home a guy that you've been dating for a while, and mom, dad, and the whole family take great pleasure in doing their best to embarrass you.  They pull out every story and anecdote they can think of that makes you look like a fool.  When you're really lucky, they might even be able to pull out the dusty old photo album and show some accompanying photos of you in various states of nakedness, awkwardness, or plain old ugliness.

It's painful, it's embarrassing, and I can't wait until the day I can do the same to my own children.  There's sure to be lots of talk about how much Jack liked playing with his sisters.  And their girl toys.  Specifically, a certain mermaid named Ariel.